Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Bartimaeus Trilogy




I just finished reading my favorite set of books of all time. The Bartimaeus Trilogy. These books are great. They are better than the Harry Potter books, but I don't think they are as good as the Eragon books. The first two books are about how this young magician steals two powerful, magic artifacts for the British government. The third book is how the magician uses those two artifacts to save the world. The third book has a great ending but you will just have to read the books to find out. (Note: The books are a little hard to get into, but when you do they are great.)

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Braces

I get my braces off on the 16th. Yea!

Friday, May 9, 2008

Update

I am now moderating comments so if your comments don't appear when you publish them don't panic, they will show up when I check them.

Some More Things To Ponder

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it called a Caesar's salad? Did he invent it?
How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
In the wintertime, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground?
Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
Why do you have a hot water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?
Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
If air travel is so safe, why do they call it a "terminal"?
If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder?
If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Things To Ponder again!

Where do they get that awful music for ice-skating?
If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they call them apartments when they are stuck together?